Underworld Evolution - non-review

[alobear]

I'm not going to review Underworld: Evolution, as it will damage my statistics.

(Market Research motto: "If in doubt, manipulate the data.")

Comments

[prunesquallormd.livejournal.com]

So it sucked then?
No surprise really. The first one was so bad I was amazed they bothered to do a sequel. Even Kate Beckinsale in that outfit didn't make it watchable for me, which is saying something :)

[alobear.livejournal.com]

The first one had a certain amount of style, but the second one was just a nonsensical, gratuitous sex and violence fest. Not my thing at all. Kate Beckinsale takes *off* the outfit, if that helps... :o)

[prunesquallormd.livejournal.com]

It does actually. I'm shallow like that, I'm afraid :)

[alobear.livejournal.com]

Nothing wrong with being shallow - I suffer from it myself!