Sometimes people are entertaining

Mostly people are just annoying, but sometimes they are entertaining.

On the train on the way home, a guy was having an extremely loud conversation on his mobile phone. Ordinarily, this would be about nothing remotely engaging, and would thus irritate the hell out of me.

However, this man's conversation was about atom bombs, bogus psychology, and ended rather abruptly when he said, "You can't divebomb my intelligence Susan - it's all-knowing" and snapped his phone shut.

I felt like applauding. Or writing some kind of stage play.